Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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