I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
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i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
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Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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