Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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