It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
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you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
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no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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