but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
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She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
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For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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