rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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