Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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