47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
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I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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