dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
