how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Come see our sink grown plant.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
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He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
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should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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