i think i have herpe
just one?
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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