you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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