Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
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We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
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Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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