Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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