What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
it's like heaven, but drunker
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There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
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I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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