Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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