What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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