Me too!
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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