i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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