All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Mom said you looked used
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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