no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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