she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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