Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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