His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
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people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
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You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
ok first of all what the fuck
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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