So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
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We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
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I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
True strength comes from lack of pants
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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