Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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