there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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