You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Randomize
