I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Randomize
