You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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