Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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