i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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