As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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