so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
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While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
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Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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