my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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