I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
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Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
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Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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