my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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