I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
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He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
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By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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