It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
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Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
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I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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