So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
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I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
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What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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