..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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