Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
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I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
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Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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