Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
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finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
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Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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