There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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