Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
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i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
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She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
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