Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
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I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
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I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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