nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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