I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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