then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
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