So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
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since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
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Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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