I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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